Club Terrorista
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Club Terrorista
Let me take you to the place
Where membership's a bearded face,
Brush shoulders with Allah.
Declare Jihad on the white man,
And we welcome you to Afghanistan -
Now strap a bomb to that GI's caaaaaar..
(chorus)
Club Terrorista drinks are freeeeeeeee,
Underage women - there's enough for everyone.
All that's missing is Bin Ladeeeeeeeeeen,
But don't worry, no-one has ever seen him.
Infidel and Martyr meet,
Sit side by side on airplane seat,
Watch the pilot, where's he flying?,
Is Muslim scapegoat in the room?
Watch the plane now go kaboom!
And now Americans are dyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
(chorus)
Club Terrorista drinks are freeeeeeeee,
Underage women - there's enough for everyone.
All that's missing is Bin Ladeeeeeeeeeen,
But don't worry, no-one has ever seen him.
Pack your bags,
And leave tonight.
Don't take your time,
Gotta move your feet, don't you miss the flight
Cool, cool, cool, cool
(chorus)
Club Terrorista drinks are freeeeeeeee,
Underage women - there's enough for everyone.
All that's missing is Bin Ladeeeeeeeeeen,
But don't worry, no-one has ever seen him.
Where membership's a bearded face,
Brush shoulders with Allah.
Declare Jihad on the white man,
And we welcome you to Afghanistan -
Now strap a bomb to that GI's caaaaaar..
(chorus)
Club Terrorista drinks are freeeeeeeee,
Underage women - there's enough for everyone.
All that's missing is Bin Ladeeeeeeeeeen,
But don't worry, no-one has ever seen him.
Infidel and Martyr meet,
Sit side by side on airplane seat,
Watch the pilot, where's he flying?,
Is Muslim scapegoat in the room?
Watch the plane now go kaboom!
And now Americans are dyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
(chorus)
Club Terrorista drinks are freeeeeeeee,
Underage women - there's enough for everyone.
All that's missing is Bin Ladeeeeeeeeeen,
But don't worry, no-one has ever seen him.
Pack your bags,
And leave tonight.
Don't take your time,
Gotta move your feet, don't you miss the flight
Cool, cool, cool, cool
(chorus)
Club Terrorista drinks are freeeeeeeee,
Underage women - there's enough for everyone.
All that's missing is Bin Ladeeeeeeeeeen,
But don't worry, no-one has ever seen him.
El Guapo- Admin
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Re: Club Terrorista
Brilliant El, gonna post that on Sol, don't know how long it will last, but worth a laugh. x
EarthsAngel- Admin
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Re: Club Terrorista
A fine piece, El! You could teach me how to write these ditties.
Shine- Posts : 14
Join date : 2011-05-22
Re: Club Terrorista
Hey Mr S.
It's easier than you might think. Pick a song and look up the lyrics then just change them lol It helps if you're a little drunk when you do it!
It's easier than you might think. Pick a song and look up the lyrics then just change them lol It helps if you're a little drunk when you do it!
El Guapo- Admin
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Join date : 2010-01-25
Age : 47
Location : Seated in front of PC
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