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Wine or Water?

Post  EarthsAngel on Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:17 am

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!

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Re: Wine or Water?

Post  El Guapo on Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:51 am

Those who drink get drunk
Those who get drunk go to sleep
Those who go to sleep do not sin
Those who do not sin go to heaven...


So let us all drink and go to heaven!

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Re: Wine or Water?

Post  Guest on Mon May 03, 2010 4:31 am

LOL Angel , I,ll have to remember that info for next time someone asks "what a drink at 11" lol .

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Re: Wine or Water?

Post  Olay on Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:33 am

I just knew I was doing the right thing for all of these years.

Can I just add...I keep away from bottled water as its also been proven that bacteria builds up when bottles are sat on supermarket shelves. Tap water is much healthier!

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