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Post  Jimmy Saville on Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:21 am

I don't really think I whinge, but I think we should all whinge more!!!!!

Remember the film 'Falling Down'??

Why doesn't the Big Mac you buy look anything like the one in the picture!!!........Why don't we whinge??!!

Why, after six minutes when you have to take the ready meal out of the microwave and peel back the film, do you know full well that the film wont peel back, it will just tear into loads of strips and you have to get a knife and cut around the edge!!!!...........Worth whinging about don't you think??

Why don't we whinge about the fact that you can't skip through the ad's at the beginning of a DVD??

An advice slip from a cashpoint!!............So you don't have any money, what kind of fuckin' advice is that??

Why do pensioners do there supermarket shopping on Saturday morning??!! They have all fuckin' week, but they have to stand in front of me counting pennies and coupons!!...Then keep me waiting for 20 minutes whilst they do a 24 point turn to get out of thier parking space!!

Why does a screwwdriver bit rip the hell out of the head of a screw??!!

Why is everything that tastes good bad for you??

And I get really pissed off with E mail braggers!!!........The people who complain about how many messages they get sent, especially after they get back from holiday...........'I'm still ploughing through them!'.................Yes, well done...You're really fuckin' important!!!!



OK...So I whinge a bit!!



What pisses you off???
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Post  xtras on Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:50 am

what pisses me of ppl making threads about ppl who have called them whingers & then whinging
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Post  El Guapo on Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:06 am

What pisses me off is the little tiny shrimp called Dropga i wish he was a good player like Arshavin, Arsenal are a brilliant team.. i hope they win the PREMIERSHIP...

No matter how many times I say leave the fucking shrimp out of the line up still cock it up! Twisted Evil Very Happy

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Post  Jimmy Saville on Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:11 am

Xtras having a dig at Winston?! lol
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Post  xtras on Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:15 am

another thing that pisses me of users saying i copied there choice of colour for the text :booyah:


moi wins never
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Post  Dame Edna on Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:22 am


I dont whinge.. But I have been known to nag, on the odd occation. And get quite heated at times. Hmmmm, and piss me off enough and.... Evil or Very Mad But as a said, I dont whinge...
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Post  El Guapo on Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:29 am

nelix wrote:
I dont whinge.. But I have been known to nag, on the odd occation. And get quite heated at times. Hmmmm, and piss me off enough and.... Evil or Very Mad But as a said, I dont whinge...


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Post  Dame Edna on Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:32 am

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Post  Jimmy Saville on Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:43 am

Are you going to put up with that Nel??
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Post  Hermit Crab on Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:36 pm

Admin editing posters comments pisses me off too Suspect
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Post  Jimmy Saville on Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:54 pm

Trin?!! lol
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Post  xtras on Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:56 pm

shit noo it's not egor, it was me el must take that account off sorry for any misunderstanding Embarassed


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Post  xtras on Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:55 pm

egor you're sad, must be hard a man of your background ending up copying & pasting from other forums, Rolling Eyes it was a misunderstanding





egor next time you come to visit, read the threads properly as you can see in my previous post it was ME posting as chatmod and i apologised, there is no need for you to be so dramatic
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Post  Guest on Sun Mar 07, 2010 6:11 am

I see Shell is on LYING once again about why I left EOE. I left the first time I had a run in with the ignorant oaf, Legend, (bellend is what he is ), and after his second load of shyte, I banned him, but then was told what U SHELL had said to him. I also told u that u banned RockStar for less, and it wasn't ur family u banned him for, he asked u about ur fkn visa for here! So it was ok to ban RS for urself, but fk ur mods??? A case of "Do as I say, not as I do", eh?
El was NEVER the reason I left EOE, so fkn PROVE IT BITCH.
AND KEEP MY FKN NAME OUT OF UR ARGUMENTS AND LIES LADY, OR U SHALL FIND I Twisted Evil CAN PLAY JUST AS DIRTY AS YOU, EXCEPT IT WILL BE THE TRUTH.

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Post  xtras on Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:01 am

i don't know what to say but, LOL, PMSL, LMAO.......
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Post  Dame Edna on Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:05 am


You missed a few xtras..
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Post  xtras on Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:09 am

pmsl xx
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Post  Jimmy Saville on Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:34 pm

Why is British Pop music, once the best in the world, now so shit??!!


Could it be something to do with Simon Cowell, Stock Aitkin & Waterman??

Think so.............Tossers...........


Oh....And the British public for thier idiotic gulibleness!!......

Jeez!!!!
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Post  Dame Edna on Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:47 pm


Different strokes and all that winston. You've covered this in music btw.. Very Happy Sometimes a tune can be catchy, may not be any substance to the words ect, but makes for a nice listen. Theres room for all music and each person has the option which they find the most enjoyable. Very Happy
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Post  Jimmy Saville on Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:22 pm

Dance music.......What a joke!!

In the 90's many people thought dance music was the future of music and the future of everything, that catching a few DJ sets by Sister Bliss would eventually forge young people together as the oneness............A single bubbling, bouncing organism strong enough to move any mountain. Although why you would want to move mountains is beyond me. Moving a mountain is the sort of project you would only embark upon if you were off your tits.
These days, dance music's main function is to introduce young people to such futuristic 'soundz' as Jefferson Airplane (Boogie Pimps), early 80's Stevie Winwood (Eric Prydz) and the Elecric Light Orchestra (The Lovefreeks)...........

The story of Dance music..........How modern and inovative!!!


JeeeeeeeZ!!!!
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Post  Dame Edna on Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:49 pm


Its in place winston, dont worry hun xx
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Post  EarthsAngel on Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:07 am

Don't worry about the things you can't change. Be happy with the things you can x





Garbage Truck Law



One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We Were driving in the right lane when suddenly a car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of The other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean he was really friendly.

So I asked, "Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined Your car and sent us to the hospital!"

This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call

"The Law of the Garbage Truck"


He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run Around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of Disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it And sometimes they'll dump it on you. Don't take it personally. Just Smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. Don't take their garbage and Spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets.

The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day. Life's too short to wake up in the morning With regrets, so.....


"Love the people who treat you right.
Pray for the Ones who don't."



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Post  dolly on Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:29 am

Nice post earths xx

As for music..I have lots of different tastes. I like some classical, some heavy rock ( well a couple LOL), and some cheesy boyband stuff, some 70's, some big band, some Lady GaGa (lol), Duffy, allsorts....I like certain songs and music not just the artist or genre....variety is the spice of life... What a Face
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Post  Guest on Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:29 am

xtras wrote:i don't know what to say but, LOL, PMSL, LMAO.......

lol!

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Post  Jimmy Saville on Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:21 am

What's all this crap about footballers lives on the front page??

Once upon a time, sport was on the back page!!.........Now though, Evra is on the front page of the Sun........Jeez....If it weren't for Football he would be polishing shoes outside a Paris Metro station!!

John Terry........If it weren't for Football he would be at best a bin man!!

Ashley Cole?............What a wanker!...........Not even a proper Black man LOL.........And Jeez, even my pants are better than his!!!!


Why the Fuck are they front page news??
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