Are These The Two Best Policemen Ever???

**El Guapo** Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:44 am

Over the weekend I was pulled over for speeding.

It happened late on Saturday night. I was in my car with a couple of people approaching a roundabout. I saw a gap and decided to show off the power of the car to them. I pushed the pedal down and went hurtling round, took my exit and kept accelerating. I reached about 90 odd before slowing down.

Suddenly I see flashing blue lights in my rear view. Cursing and fearing the worst I pulled over.

A female policeman gets out the car smiling at me.

"Sorry Officer...I was being a complete asshole," I tell her sheepishly.

The Officer smiles and asks me if its a new car. The other Officer then gets out too. He's male and I think shit, I'm not going to be able to charm this bugger.

The second officer smiles too. He tells me he could tell I was speeding just by how the suspension was rolling.

Then I'm asked if I have my licence and registration. I tell them no, I never have it on me.

The female officer smiles and does a vehicle check which comes back clear.

Finally, both officers tell me to take my speeding to a track, they both laugh and they let me on my way.

No speeding ticket. No points on my licence. No producer.

Just....Wow.