Prince Philip's Greatest Gaffes

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Prince Philip's Greatest Gaffes

Post  El Guapo on Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:30 am

Am I the only person in Britain that finds this man utterly hilarious? lol!

Here's a list of my all time favourite Prince Philip quotes:

1. China State Visit, 1986

If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed.

2. To a blind women with a guide

“Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?”

3. To an Aborigine in Australia

“Do you still throw spears at each other?”

4. To his wife, the Queen, after her coronation

“Where did you get the hat?”

5. When asked if he would like to visit the Soviet Union

“The bastards murdered half my family”

6. To a Briton in Budapest

“You can’t have been here that long – you haven’t got a pot belly.”

7. To a driving instructor in Scotland

“How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?”

8. After the Dunblane shooting

“If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?”

9. To a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea

“You managed not to get eaten, then?”

10. To Elton John after hearing Elton had sold his Gold Aston Martin

“Oh, it’s you that owns that ghastly car – we often see it when driving to Windsor Castle.”

11. On the London Traffic Debate

“The problem with London is the tourists. They cause the congestion. If we could just stop tourism, we could stop the congestion.”

12. To the President of Nigeria, dressed in traditional robes

“You look like you’re ready for bed!”

13. Unknown

“If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it’s either a new woman or a new car!”

14. On key problems facing Brazil

“Brazilians live there”

15. To the matron of a hospital in the Caribbean

“You have mosquitos. I have the Press”

16. When touring a factory in Edinburgh

"This fusebox looks like it's been put in by an Indian"

17. At a World Wildlife Fund meeting

"If it has got four legs and is not a chair, if it has two wings and is not a plane, the Cantonese will eat it"

18. To a Kenyan woman after accepting a figurine

"You ARE a woman...aren't you?"

19. At Buckingham Palace reception for 400 influential British Indians.

"There's a lot of your family in tonight."

lol! lol!



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Re: Prince Philip's Greatest Gaffes

Post  Chelseaboy on Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:04 am

Brilliant, he certainly is bloody hilarious
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Post  EarthsAngel on Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:36 am

ha ha ha, I love it! I think those comments show his human side lol.

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Post  El Guapo on Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:20 am

EarthsAngel wrote:ha ha ha, I love it! I think those comments show his human side lol.

I agree. Tbh I think it's a refreshing change to have a member of the Royal Family with a sense of humour!

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