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Re: BITS AND BOBS..Funny, serious, mad, bad, inane, insane...anything goes here.
This vid is worth the watch. If only to reasure ourselves..That we're not that crazy!! Are we..
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The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz , the creator of the "Peanuts" comic strip. You don't have to actually answer the questions. Just read straight through, and you'll get the point...
1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world .
2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.
3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America Contest.
4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.
5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor and actress.
6. Name the last decade's worth of World Series winners.
How did you do?
The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday. They are not second-rate achievers. They are the best in their fields. But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten. Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners.
Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one:
1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school...
2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.
3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.
4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special.
5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.
Easier?
I love this!
The lesson: The people who make a difference in your life are NOT the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards. They are the ones who care.....Amen to that!
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Bloody hell Nel theres some crazy people out there who dare to do those jumps .. Great video
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LOLOLOL..Nel I love Shiro the cat and the wedding photo lmao
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For all those men who say "why marry the cow when you can get the milk free?"...Heres an update for you!Nowadays 80% of woman are against marriage, why?.. Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just for a little sausage!!!!!!
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Paddy and Murphy were walking down the road and paddy said..Give us one them doghnuts you got in that bag.
Murphy replyed..If you guest how many is in here, you can have em both..
ok, said paddy...4?.....
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Hey the pub looks great Nel , Is the woman in the pics you Nel you look so young , not like I imagined . All my best x
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Yes the pub is coming along great mel! And the woman in the pic is the landlady..My daughter lol
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The vid made me feel dizzy Nel, it must take a very special kind of courage to do those jumps, Brilliant! The pub is great, amazing what you can do with a garden shed.
Brilliant thread Nel, I love to pop on in the mornings and see whats been added.
Brilliant thread Nel, I love to pop on in the mornings and see whats been added.
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Why are dogs committing suicide by jumping
off the Overtoun Bridge?
The Overtoun Bridge is an arch bridge located near Milton, Scotland, over the Overtoun Burn. A burn is a term used to describe a type of stream which is smaller than a river. Milton is a village in West Dunbartonshire,
which is just on the outskirts of Dumbarton. The Overtoun Bridge has gained public attention because of the unusually large number of dogs that have allegedly leaped to their deaths off the bridge. It is not known exactly when or why dogs began to leap from the bridge, but news stories and studies have indicated that these deaths might have begun during the 1950s or 1960s, at the rate of about one dog a month.
The long leap from the bridge onto the waterfalls of the Overtoun Estate almost always results in immediate death. Inexplicably, some dogs have actually survived, recuperated, and then returned to the site to jump again.
These dogs are known to the locals of Dumbarton as "second timers." The dogs have mostly jumped from one side of the bridge, during clear weather,and have mostly been breeds with long noses. No explanation has yet been found.
There have been a number of theories as to why dogs are choosing to end their lives by jumping off the bridge, ranging from the bridge being haunted to the canines suffering from depression, or even picking up depressed or suicidal feelings from the bridge. However, the explanation which seems to be the most logical involves the presence of minks on the banks of the burn.
The mink’s powerful anal glands leave marks wherever they go and the strong musty smell they produce is of interest to dogs.
It has been suggested that the height of the bridge’s granite walls significantly impairs the dogs’ sense of sight and hearing, so when they go to investigate
the smell, they are unaware of the massive fall that awaits them. However,this explanation doesn’t satisfy all. It is still puzzling why the dogs all jump
from roughly the same spot or why they return for a second jump if initially unsuccessful. There is something quite eerie about this bridge...
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During the analysis of the film footage of the assasination of John F. Kennedy in 1963, a mysterious woman was spotted. She was wearing a brown overcoat and a scarf on her head (the scarf is the reason for her name as she wore it in a similar style to Russian grandmothers – also called babushkas). The woman appeared to be holding something in front of her face which is believed to be a camera. She appears in many photos of the scene. Even after the shooting when most people had fled the area, she remained in place and continued to film. Shortly after she is seen moving away to the East up Elm Street. The FBI publically requested that the woman come forward and give them the footage she shot but she never did.
In 1970 a woman called Beverly Oliver came forward and claimed to be the Babushka Woman, though her story contains many inconsistencies. She is generally regarded as a fraud. To this day, no one knows who the Babushka Woman is or what she was doing there. More unusual is her refusal to come forward to offer her evidence.
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They are out there!! Mark my words..
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maybe they had watched the movie "ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN"nelix wrote:
Why are dogs committing suicide by jumping
off the Overtoun Bridge?
The Overtoun Bridge is an arch bridge located near Milton, Scotland, over the Overtoun Burn. A burn is a term used to describe a type of stream which is smaller than a river. Milton is a village in West Dunbartonshire,
which is just on the outskirts of Dumbarton. The Overtoun Bridge has gained public attention because of the unusually large number of dogs that have allegedly leaped to their deaths off the bridge. It is not known exactly when or why dogs began to leap from the bridge, but news stories and studies have indicated that these deaths might have begun during the 1950s or 1960s, at the rate of about one dog a month.
The long leap from the bridge onto the waterfalls of the Overtoun Estate almost always results in immediate death. Inexplicably, some dogs have actually survived, recuperated, and then returned to the site to jump again.
These dogs are known to the locals of Dumbarton as "second timers." The dogs have mostly jumped from one side of the bridge, during clear weather,and have mostly been breeds with long noses. No explanation has yet been found.
There have been a number of theories as to why dogs are choosing to end their lives by jumping off the bridge, ranging from the bridge being haunted to the canines suffering from depression, or even picking up depressed or suicidal feelings from the bridge. However, the explanation which seems to be the most logical involves the presence of minks on the banks of the burn.
The mink’s powerful anal glands leave marks wherever they go and the strong musty smell they produce is of interest to dogs.
It has been suggested that the height of the bridge’s granite walls significantly impairs the dogs’ sense of sight and hearing, so when they go to investigate
the smell, they are unaware of the massive fall that awaits them. However,this explanation doesn’t satisfy all. It is still puzzling why the dogs all jump
from roughly the same spot or why they return for a second jump if initially unsuccessful. There is something quite eerie about this bridge...
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Great video from NASA Nel , The last pictures were just a tad spooky though lol .
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Hes out there somewhere girls..
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."
When the Englishman remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?" "Once," he replied. "Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?" "Don't stop".....
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If you have a spare hour or so, then I would urge you read this, and watch the vid..Pretty scarey stuff..
http://www.alienmania.org/last-day-on-earth.html
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nelix wrote:
For all those men who say "why marry the cow when you can get the milk free?"...Heres an update for you!Nowadays 80% of woman are against marriage, why?.. Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just for a little sausage!!!!!!
Nel..LMAO...I have been reading back and only just seen this...hehehehehehe xxx
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nelix wrote:
If you have a spare hour or so, then I would urge you read this, and watch the vid..Pretty scarey stuff..
http://www.alienmania.org/last-day-on-earth.html
This looks interesting :-) Will defo give this a look over the weekend. Thanx
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