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Post  El Guapo Sun May 02, 2010 12:14 pm

Steve: Jack...mate...I know what you're thinking. Just please...this one time, listen for a second to me eh?

Jack: Shut the fuck up. You've never had the balls for this fucking job. You make me fucking sick.

Steve: Jack! Please...listen! This is my life!

Jack: Your fucking life belongs to ME!!! Now you listen to me pal and you listen carefully. Your mission here was to incite hatred towards Islam, in a friendly non-biased way a,course, by attracting the right kinda people. In other words...people who hate fucking Islam. You weren't supposed to activate members with other fucking interests and thoughts!

Steve: Wait Jack! Please don't delete them all!

Gail: You shut the fuck up Steve! You had your chance matey! Do it Jack...do it now!

Steve: Gail? How..

GOD: KILL THEM JACK!! DO IT!

Steve: Et tu...God?

Jack: Wait! I got an idea!

Steve: You'll spare some of them?

Jack: Course some of em will be spared mate. Not all of em have a brain. We'll leave the Yes people alone. No, what I was thinking is that banning 'em ain't enough. I gotta make a point. I gotta show these fuckers I'm not all talk and bluff. I gotta show 'em I really am the world's most dangerous computer programmer...

Gail: How will you do that lover?

Jack: I'm gonna...you'll like this...CALL EM TRAITORS AND MAKE THEIR TEXT APPEAR WHITE!! Hahahahahaha! That'll fucking show the cheeky bastards!

Steve: Please Jack..one last time I implore you...

Gail: Restrain Steve GOD!

Steve: Gerrof! Gerrof me!Nooooooo

Jack: Here comes the purge you bastards. Here comes the pain...

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Post  Guest Tue May 04, 2010 2:49 am

PMSL El , I cant wait for the next installment. Very Happy
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Post  EarthsAngel Tue May 04, 2010 3:27 am

Excellent as always El, I know you did that very quickly, but it's as good as anything you have ever written.


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