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Gordon Brown Dies In Israel!

Post  El Guapo on Sun May 02, 2010 10:12 am

Gordon Brown goes on a state visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker tells the British Diplomats accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped home for £5,000,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just £100.'

The British Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Gordon shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend £5,000,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £100? With the money you save you could help pay back some of the deficit, help pay for the Olympic Games or help the
elderly'.

The British Diplomats replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take that risk....'

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Post  Guest on Sun May 02, 2010 10:45 am

Ha hahahhhaa lol good joke el , i,ll have to try and remember that one.

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Post  Dame Edna on Sun May 02, 2010 10:46 am

affraid lol!
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Post  EarthsAngel on Wed May 05, 2010 1:21 am

lol! Very good!

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Post  dolly on Wed May 05, 2010 4:22 am

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Post  TOLENTONE on Wed May 05, 2010 4:46 am

Brilliant Very Happy
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