The Jezza Chronicles - The Purge

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The Jezza Chronicles - The Purge

Post  El Guapo on Sun May 02, 2010 12:14 pm

Steve: Jack...mate...I know what you're thinking. Just please...this one time, listen for a second to me eh?

Jack: Shut the fuck up. You've never had the balls for this fucking job. You make me fucking sick.

Steve: Jack! Please...listen! This is my life!

Jack: Your fucking life belongs to ME!!! Now you listen to me pal and you listen carefully. Your mission here was to incite hatred towards Islam, in a friendly non-biased way a,course, by attracting the right kinda people. In other words...people who hate fucking Islam. You weren't supposed to activate members with other fucking interests and thoughts!

Steve: Wait Jack! Please don't delete them all!

Gail: You shut the fuck up Steve! You had your chance matey! Do it Jack...do it now!

Steve: Gail? How..

GOD: KILL THEM JACK!! DO IT!

Steve: Et tu...God?

Jack: Wait! I got an idea!

Steve: You'll spare some of them?

Jack: Course some of em will be spared mate. Not all of em have a brain. We'll leave the Yes people alone. No, what I was thinking is that banning 'em ain't enough. I gotta make a point. I gotta show these fuckers I'm not all talk and bluff. I gotta show 'em I really am the world's most dangerous computer programmer...

Gail: How will you do that lover?

Jack: I'm gonna...you'll like this...CALL EM TRAITORS AND MAKE THEIR TEXT APPEAR WHITE!! Hahahahahaha! That'll fucking show the cheeky bastards!

Steve: Please Jack..one last time I implore you...

Gail: Restrain Steve GOD!

Steve: Gerrof! Gerrof me!Nooooooo

Jack: Here comes the purge you bastards. Here comes the pain...

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Post  Guest on Tue May 04, 2010 2:49 am

PMSL El , I cant wait for the next installment. Very Happy

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Post  EarthsAngel on Tue May 04, 2010 3:27 am

Excellent as always El, I know you did that very quickly, but it's as good as anything you have ever written.


Katta will like this lol!!!! Please hurry up with the next episode, we are waiting with bated breath.


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