Saving the Airlines!
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Saving the Airlines!
HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES?
Dump the poofy flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win (No pun intended!) situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Labours Minister of transport think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Winston
Dump the poofy flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win (No pun intended!) situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Labours Minister of transport think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Winston
Jimmy Saville- Posts : 438
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Re: Saving the Airlines!
PMSL Winston your a nut in the nicest possible way .
I like the idea of muslims not going on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman lol , that would mean less muslims traveling to the west .
I like the idea of muslims not going on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman lol , that would mean less muslims traveling to the west .
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Re: Saving the Airlines!
Some excelent surgestions there winny.. I've forward them onto to BA, and they'll get back to you .. Another cost cutting idea I came up with, would eliminate the need for pilots and co-pilots!! The yanks have already implimented my most brilliant brain wave..Payment is in the post apparently! i see this working a treat dearest..
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