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Post  jewelz on Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:45 am

Give me curry any day. Pizza's boring. x Very Happy
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Post  El Guapo on Tue Aug 10, 2010 7:38 am

jewelz wrote:Give me curry any day. Pizza's boring. x Very Happy

Well...if you live in Britain you can combine the two! Why not order an awfentik chicken tikka pizza from Dominoes? lol

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Post  jewelz on Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:21 am

Too mild. I like madras & vindaloo. I do like Dominoes Mexican Heatwave pizzas though.
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Post  chelseaz on Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:11 am

wow! your a hot lady jewelz.i can't do hot makes me feel like i've got an army of ants running all over my scalp...lol.

had a MARINER last night el.....followed by a pizza!!!!!
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Post  jewelz on Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:57 pm

Yes Chelseaz. I'm hot stuff. menopause kicking in me thinks. lol. Embarassed
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Post  EarthsAngel on Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:54 am

I like spicy, but not hot.

Jewelz, you and Dolly will get along well, poor Dolly suffers from hot flushes as well. I hope you were only joking, it sounds really awful to go through. affraid

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Post  jewelz on Thu Aug 12, 2010 2:35 pm

I'm not quite there yet. I've heard it isn't very nice....The things we women have to go through eh? Mad
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Post  El Guapo on Wed Aug 18, 2010 5:22 am

New Star Wars scene changes everything!

OMG! Now this is important news! A previously undiscovered scene from Return of the Jedi has been found and released on the internet which changes EVERYTHING!

Ok ok ok...maybe I'm being a little overdramatic but it's still marginally exciting lol

Here's the lost scene. Enjoy and maaaaaaaaaaaaaaay the force be with you! (be with you...be with you...be with yoooooooooou!)


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Re: El's Pick of the Day's Stories

Post  Dame Edna on Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:34 am


affraid Oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!!! affraid
This is outragous! Dirty boy... Evil or Very Mad Someone should have given him a mouthfull for doing that.. Shocked Oh wait.... pale

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Post  chelseaz on Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:39 am

uuuurrrrrgggghhhh!...that is so not suitable for under 18 viewing....star wars will never be the same again.
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Post  El Guapo on Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:08 am

Hey Chels! Haven't seen you in a while. Hope everything is cool Smile

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Post  El Guapo on Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:10 am

World's dumbest criminals

A German bank robber led his pursuers straight to him after taunting police in an email over their efforts to catch him. Authorities in the southern city of Wuerzburg said on Wednesday the 19-year-old sent emails to police and two newspapers to point out factual errors in the report of his bank raid in the town of Roettingen a week ago. Skip related content

According to daily Bild, he mocked the police for getting his age, height and accent wrong then pointed out he escaped in a car, not on foot.

"His game of cat and mouse went all wrong," a Wuerzburg police spokesman said.

Police traced his email and arrested him in a gambling hall in Hamburg just a few hours later.

"He was completely shocked," the spokesman said.


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Post  El Guapo on Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:20 am

Granny knows best!

A BOY of four unable to eat since birth has been cured by his gran's chicken stew.

Little Harrison Cooper-Jones could not keep food down because of a damaged oesophagus.

Despite surgery to fix the problem he would not eat and needed nutrients pumped into his body to keep him from starving.



But when gran Antoinette blended down her chicken stew and offered it to him he simply could not resist the tasty treat.

Mum Claire, of Huddersfield, said: "He actually ate about six spoonfuls. We couldn't believe it."

Now after umpteen meals of stew made from the secret family recipe, Harrison is finally starting to eat other food.

Claire added: "We are so grateful to mum. Each day Harrison goes from strength to strength."

Antoinette said: "It was marvellous to see Harrison eat. But it is very tasty, if I do say so myself."


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Post  El Guapo on Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:06 am

Do You Know This Bitch?

THIS shocking CCTV footage captures the moment a middle-aged woman picks up a cat — and drops it into a WHEELIE BIN.

The chubby grey-haired woman, aged around 50, is filmed stroking tabby Lola on a wall outside a house.

But she then suddenly grabs the four-year-old cat by the scruff of the neck before throwing it into a wheelie bin and slamming the lid closed.

She then calmly walks away.

Terrified Lola was trapped in the bin for 15 HOURS before her owners Stephanie Andrews-Mann and husband Darryl finally found her the following morning.

Footage of the attack was captured by a CCTV camera on Saturday night, which the couple use to monitor the front of their home.

They have now posted the video on YouTube and Facebook in a bid to track down the culprit.

Stephanie, 24, a customer services worker with Ford, said: "I find the entire thing sickening.

"I cannot believe someone would do this to an innocent family pet.

"Lola was a rescue cat and was wary of people when we first got her.

"She has a lovely disposition and really wouldn't hurt a fly. This is what makes the attack on her so shocking.

"I really want to find the woman who did this to her, she must be stopped."

Stephanie lives with Darryl, 26, a mobile phone repairman and her eight-year-old daughter Chloe who is from a previous relationship.

The couple installed CCTV outside their home two years ago after their car was repeatedly knocked by careless drivers.

Darryl and Stephanie have put the 1.27 minute clip on YouTube in a bid to track down the woman, which has shocked internet users.

Web user Robert Fletcher commented: "The cat was okay, found shortly afterwards, but there's a mass hunt to find out who the old lady is.

"If you know the woman, get in touch with like the police.

"Actually not the police, probably the RSPCA. Yeah them.

"There's obviously a massive outcry and hunt on to find the lady who did it."

Lynsey Skinner wrote: "Oh my god, Steph, this is insane. Someone must know who she is?

"Have you spoken to your neighbours about it? Crazy and cruel.

"I hope you do report her and she is caught."

The RSPCA and West Midlands Police are now investigating the incident.

A police spokeswoman said: "The cat was left in the bin for 15 hours but emerged unhurt.

"The RSPCA were informed and the investigation into the incident will be led by them, as it is a matter of animal cruelty.

"The police will support the RSPCA's investigation and are currently collecting CCTV of the incident."



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Post  EarthsAngel on Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:09 am

I saw this on Sky News this morning, I was horrified, she grabbed the cat by its tail and threw the poor thing into the dustbin. What an evil old bitch she is, I hope they catch her and thrown her in a pile of shit!

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Post  El Guapo on Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:26 am

lol@throw her in a pile of shit

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Post  El Guapo on Tue Aug 24, 2010 5:24 am

Honey? Call the Boss and let him know I'm running a little late...

MOTORISTS are spending their TENTH DAY stuck in a 62-mile traffic jam in China.

Maintenance work, crashes and broken-down cars all contributed to the mayhem on the Beijing-Tibet Expressway.

Nearby residents were reported to be selling food at inflated prices to stranded drivers, who whiled away the time playing cards.

It could be a MONTH before traffic is flowing freely again.



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Post  Dame Edna on Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:59 am


Bliddy hell!! I remember traffic jams years ago when I was young going to Skeggy and Scarbrough on day trips. It seemed like hours just crawling along, but prob wasnt lol. But ten days!! Now I have to ask..What do they do when they need the loo?? Shocked pale
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Post  Jimmy Saville on Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:23 pm

It's in China..Do I care? lol

At least Rice doesn't take up too much room and is easy to cook!!.......No-one will starve!
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Post  chelseaz on Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:30 am

bet that didn't happen when they all rode black bicycles...that's progress for you. Mad
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Post  EarthsAngel on Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:11 am

What do you expect when they drive like this...........assholes!

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Post  chelseaz on Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:05 am

is it against the law there to have road markings ?
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Post  EarthsAngel on Thu Aug 26, 2010 8:00 am

I think it must be against the law to wear glasses whilst driving, maybe it's also against the law to have driving lessons, drivers license etc.

The Chinese drive the same way over here, we give them lots of space when we see them coming our way. The women are the worst, they can hardly see over the steering wheel.

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Post  El Guapo on Thu Aug 26, 2010 8:04 am

That's what happens when the chinese T/A boss tells the customer their Egg Foo Yuk will be there within 20 mins or a pound off!! lol

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Post  El Guapo on Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:50 am

Only in Britain!!

Britain's very first 3D billboard has been unveiled in London near Waterloo station. You might think that such a momentous and historical occassion would warrant an advertisement with deep meaning; an advertisement that sticks in the mind and sends a clear message? After all, this is the sign of things to come. How many more years until we see holographic billboards? How long until the streets of London resemble a scene from Bladerunner?

However...typically of Britain the first 3D billboard depicts...



A pair of breasts.

Not that I'm complaining mind...Very Happy



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