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Post  Dame Edna Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:30 pm


Tammy has always had her head in the clouds, daydreaming when she should have been.......


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Post  El Guapo Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:44 am

...concentrating on the road and today was no different. As she approached the...
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Post  Dame Edna Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:40 am


...junction she suddenly had a mad idea. What if, instead of turning right and going home,I just carry on and see where....
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Post  El Guapo Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:50 am

...the old dirt track that led into the woods took her to. After agonising over the decision for a moment she thought to hell with it and...
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Post  Dame Edna Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:02 am


...sped off up the track, laughing like a naughty child, not caring that her family would be....
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Post  El Guapo Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:14 am

...executed if she did not deliver the package she had been given on time. As the car sped down the track leaving a shower of gravel behind it she entered the woods. Speeding along she turned a blind corner and suddenly found herself faced with...
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Post  xtras Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:13 am

.... an industrial site, and low & behold was the new Ikea, the shop her friend akhmar mosemed, the local Halal butcher, from her home town of hackney had told her about,..she stepped out side the car...the excitement was too much to take in..


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Post  Dame Edna Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:52 am


..as she saw next door to Ikea was what she always thought was a shoppers paradise.Primark!!Throwing caution to wind she grabbed her bag and ran hell for leather towards her Mecca, her mind spinning at the though of....
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Post  xtras Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:58 am

...finding her promised Qibla, she knew it was southeast of the ladies lingerie section....but something led her towards....
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Post  Dame Edna Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:25 am


..to the brightly coloured door that said..NO ENTRY..Never one to be put off by silly warning signs, she headed towards the door. But as she approached she could feel a vibration and hear....
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Post  xtras Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:54 am

.. the sound of foot steps getting closer to her....she realised the vibration was coming from, her mobile phone inside her bag........she reached for her phone , when..out of no where popped ..
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Post  Dame Edna Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:43 am


..Jedward, singing their hearts out at her! well, to say she was taken aback would be an understatement! She tried not to listen to them, but the beat seemed to engulf her and she started to...
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Post  xtras Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:06 pm

....go in a frenzy imaages of NEVER ENDING STORY.... 430167 appeared, the thought of jedward drover her... NEVER ENDING STORY.... 745720 ...she made a dash, back inside her beloved primark......crashed into ..
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Post  Dame Edna Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:09 pm


..a shadey looking chatacter dressed in a rather perculiar outfit! "ooo sorry" she said, as she trod on his foot. "I was trying to get away from Jedward, hope i didnt hurt you"? A big hand reached out to her, as a booming voice said...
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Post  xtras Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:59 pm

"Oi you do realise, you are in the gents, we've had your sort here before..."...with that she gave him one swift knee to his crown jewels...and run to the nearest...
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Post  El Guapo Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:15 pm

..Burger King where she ordered a double whopper with cheese before then...
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Post  Dame Edna Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:39 pm


..legging out of there without paying! Oh, she did feel naughty today, and wondered what else she would get up to. as she neared her car she began to think of....
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Post  El Guapo Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:40 pm

...finally going through with her plan of shooting her Boss. He was a bastard...and he had it coming. So, without further ado she...
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Post  xtras Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:24 am

.... removed the small hand gun that had been hidden in her knickers,...placed the detachable suppressor to the muzzle of the gun,...she sat and...





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Post  Dame Edna Sun Feb 07, 2010 8:43 am

..and formulated a cunning plan. NEVER ENDING STORY.... 553978 If she was going to pull this off she would need help. Hmmmm, now who did she know that was devious, sneaky and downright evil. Ping!! I know, she thought,i'll go see....
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Post  xtras Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:29 am

.... xtras Shocked she is the best at her game, top notch if any one can sort this out she can.. Very Happy so of she went to find xtras at her pretend workplace.......


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Post  El Guapo Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:48 am

..She knocked on the door and Xtras answered.

"Eee wotcha Guv! Getcha cuppa tea loike?" Xtras rasped happily at the woman.

"No. I need help killing my boss," the woman answered.

Xtras paused and took a long deep drag on the cigarette she was holding. Inhaling deeply she thought for a moment.

"You sure you don't want a cuppa tea loike?" Asked Xtras once again.

The woman said nothing.

"Orlroight. Suit yerself loike Guv," Said Xtras. "You'd better come in loike."

They both entered the house and...
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Post  xtras Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:23 am

..Tammy noticed this wasn't the xtras she had seen in a pic.. Evil or Very Mad and spoke to on the phone. Very Happy xtras was well spoken, and never drank tea.. What a Face Tammy realised she had been....
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Post  El Guapo Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:42 am

...speaking to Xtras daughter all this time. Irritated in the knowledge that this far older version of Xtras wold be of no use to her whatsoever she left the house and decided on her next course of action.

Who could she call she wondered to herself. Suddenly it hit her like a thunderbolt. Who was the cleverest, most handsome, most devious and cunning person she knew? Why..El Guapo of course!

So, without hesitating any longer she...
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Post  Guest Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:47 am

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"Get a grip", she muttered and hopped into her Sinclair C5.
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