NEVER ENDING STORY....
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NEVER ENDING STORY....
Tammy has always had her head in the clouds, daydreaming when she should have been.......
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Dame Edna- Posts : 641
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...concentrating on the road and today was no different. As she approached the...
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Re: NEVER ENDING STORY....
...junction she suddenly had a mad idea. What if, instead of turning right and going home,I just carry on and see where....
Dame Edna- Posts : 641
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...the old dirt track that led into the woods took her to. After agonising over the decision for a moment she thought to hell with it and...
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...sped off up the track, laughing like a naughty child, not caring that her family would be....
Dame Edna- Posts : 641
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...executed if she did not deliver the package she had been given on time. As the car sped down the track leaving a shower of gravel behind it she entered the woods. Speeding along she turned a blind corner and suddenly found herself faced with...
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.... an industrial site, and low & behold was the new Ikea, the shop her friend akhmar mosemed, the local Halal butcher, from her home town of hackney had told her about,..she stepped out side the car...the excitement was too much to take in..
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..as she saw next door to Ikea was what she always thought was a shoppers paradise.Primark!!Throwing caution to wind she grabbed her bag and ran hell for leather towards her Mecca, her mind spinning at the though of....
Dame Edna- Posts : 641
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...finding her promised Qibla, she knew it was southeast of the ladies lingerie section....but something led her towards....
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..to the brightly coloured door that said..NO ENTRY..Never one to be put off by silly warning signs, she headed towards the door. But as she approached she could feel a vibration and hear....
Dame Edna- Posts : 641
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.. the sound of foot steps getting closer to her....she realised the vibration was coming from, her mobile phone inside her bag........she reached for her phone , when..out of no where popped ..
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..Jedward, singing their hearts out at her! well, to say she was taken aback would be an understatement! She tried not to listen to them, but the beat seemed to engulf her and she started to...
Dame Edna- Posts : 641
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....go in a frenzy imaages of appeared, the thought of jedward drover her... ...she made a dash, back inside her beloved primark......crashed into ..
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..a shadey looking chatacter dressed in a rather perculiar outfit! "ooo sorry" she said, as she trod on his foot. "I was trying to get away from Jedward, hope i didnt hurt you"? A big hand reached out to her, as a booming voice said...
Dame Edna- Posts : 641
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"Oi you do realise, you are in the gents, we've had your sort here before..."...with that she gave him one swift knee to his crown jewels...and run to the nearest...
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..Burger King where she ordered a double whopper with cheese before then...
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..legging out of there without paying! Oh, she did feel naughty today, and wondered what else she would get up to. as she neared her car she began to think of....
Dame Edna- Posts : 641
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...finally going through with her plan of shooting her Boss. He was a bastard...and he had it coming. So, without further ado she...
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.... removed the small hand gun that had been hidden in her knickers,...placed the detachable suppressor to the muzzle of the gun,...she sat and...
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..and formulated a cunning plan. If she was going to pull this off she would need help. Hmmmm, now who did she know that was devious, sneaky and downright evil. Ping!! I know, she thought,i'll go see....
Dame Edna- Posts : 641
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.... xtras she is the best at her game, top notch if any one can sort this out she can.. so of she went to find xtras at her pretend workplace.......
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..She knocked on the door and Xtras answered.
"Eee wotcha Guv! Getcha cuppa tea loike?" Xtras rasped happily at the woman.
"No. I need help killing my boss," the woman answered.
Xtras paused and took a long deep drag on the cigarette she was holding. Inhaling deeply she thought for a moment.
"You sure you don't want a cuppa tea loike?" Asked Xtras once again.
The woman said nothing.
"Orlroight. Suit yerself loike Guv," Said Xtras. "You'd better come in loike."
They both entered the house and...
"Eee wotcha Guv! Getcha cuppa tea loike?" Xtras rasped happily at the woman.
"No. I need help killing my boss," the woman answered.
Xtras paused and took a long deep drag on the cigarette she was holding. Inhaling deeply she thought for a moment.
"You sure you don't want a cuppa tea loike?" Asked Xtras once again.
The woman said nothing.
"Orlroight. Suit yerself loike Guv," Said Xtras. "You'd better come in loike."
They both entered the house and...
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..Tammy noticed this wasn't the xtras she had seen in a pic.. and spoke to on the phone. xtras was well spoken, and never drank tea.. Tammy realised she had been....
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...speaking to Xtras daughter all this time. Irritated in the knowledge that this far older version of Xtras wold be of no use to her whatsoever she left the house and decided on her next course of action.
Who could she call she wondered to herself. Suddenly it hit her like a thunderbolt. Who was the cleverest, most handsome, most devious and cunning person she knew? Why..El Guapo of course!
So, without hesitating any longer she...
Who could she call she wondered to herself. Suddenly it hit her like a thunderbolt. Who was the cleverest, most handsome, most devious and cunning person she knew? Why..El Guapo of course!
So, without hesitating any longer she...
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tapped crypt locations into her Blackberry. Hmmmm she thought he may take a bit of finding seems there are many crypts around these parts.
Steeling herself a little she felt a frisson of fear, a chill, a noise
"Get a grip", she muttered and hopped into her Sinclair C5.
Steeling herself a little she felt a frisson of fear, a chill, a noise
"Get a grip", she muttered and hopped into her Sinclair C5.
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