Why Do Women Take Soooo Long To Get Ready?
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Why Do Women Take Soooo Long To Get Ready?
Women
4.00 pm - Go into bedroom to begin thinking about what to wear.
4.10 pm - Phone best friend to ask what she is wearing and whether you will clash
5.00 pm - After wasting 50 minutes talking about nothing, hang up phone.
5.05 pm - Spend ten minutes cursing the fact you didn't buy those lovely new shoes you saw on sale the other day.
5.10 pm - Get into bath
5.30 pm - Begin applying makeup
6.00 pm - Take off all makeup after realising your choice of colours may not match the colour of your dress
6.10 pm - Enter bedroom to decide on which dress to wear
7.00 pm - After finally choosing a dress, go back into bathroom to apply fresh make up
7.05 pm - Take call from BF and argue for 10 mins over what time to meet
7.15 pm - Smoke cigarette to calm your nerves and think to yourself one of these days that ungrateful bastard of a BF is going to get a shock. You don't spend all this time getting ready for your benefit!
7.20 pm - Resume applying makeup
7.30 pm - Pause to have a quick drink
7.40 pm - Resume applying makeup
8.00 pm - Begin dressing.
8.15 pm - Quickly change dress after you realise your handbag won't match
8.30 pm - Finally call cab.
Men
7.30 pm - Jump in bath
8.00 pm - Throw on first clean set of clothes you can find.
8.05 pm - Leave the house.
4.00 pm - Go into bedroom to begin thinking about what to wear.
4.10 pm - Phone best friend to ask what she is wearing and whether you will clash
5.00 pm - After wasting 50 minutes talking about nothing, hang up phone.
5.05 pm - Spend ten minutes cursing the fact you didn't buy those lovely new shoes you saw on sale the other day.
5.10 pm - Get into bath
5.30 pm - Begin applying makeup
6.00 pm - Take off all makeup after realising your choice of colours may not match the colour of your dress
6.10 pm - Enter bedroom to decide on which dress to wear
7.00 pm - After finally choosing a dress, go back into bathroom to apply fresh make up
7.05 pm - Take call from BF and argue for 10 mins over what time to meet
7.15 pm - Smoke cigarette to calm your nerves and think to yourself one of these days that ungrateful bastard of a BF is going to get a shock. You don't spend all this time getting ready for your benefit!
7.20 pm - Resume applying makeup
7.30 pm - Pause to have a quick drink
7.40 pm - Resume applying makeup
8.00 pm - Begin dressing.
8.15 pm - Quickly change dress after you realise your handbag won't match
8.30 pm - Finally call cab.
Men
7.30 pm - Jump in bath
8.00 pm - Throw on first clean set of clothes you can find.
8.05 pm - Leave the house.
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Re: Why Do Women Take Soooo Long To Get Ready?
lmfao el.... nice one x
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Re: Why Do Women Take Soooo Long To Get Ready?
Im guilty of a few of those 'time wasting' claims (not all). BUT, why does my partner sit watching TV while he's waiting for me and also shout up stairs 5o times "are you nearly ready?", then as soon as Im done he starts looking for keys and closing windows etc???
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