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Post  chelseaz on Sat Jul 24, 2010 6:17 am

i must say browsing through the comedy section i really enjoyed the videos posted by chelseaboy.as he appears to have stopped posting them i thought i'd carry on by adding more.hope you enjoy lol!
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Post  chelseaz on Sat Jul 24, 2010 6:30 am

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Post  chelseaz on Sat Jul 24, 2010 6:39 am

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Post  chelseaz on Sat Jul 24, 2010 6:44 am

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Post  chelseaz on Sat Jul 24, 2010 7:51 am

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Post  El Guapo on Sat Jul 24, 2010 11:30 am

chelseaz wrote:


Hahahahahahaha!

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Post  chelseaz on Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:47 am

liverpool....????? lol!
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Post  chelseaz on Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:08 am

whoops affraid
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Post  chelseaz on Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:23 am

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Post  Jimmy Saville on Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:00 am

I have feeling CB will be back!!!............I miss the old git!! lol
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Post  Jimmy Saville on Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:01 am

But you are standing in well Chealz!!
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Post  chelseaz on Tue Aug 03, 2010 1:18 pm

excellent winston.....keep it comming
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Post  El Guapo on Sat Aug 28, 2010 2:39 pm


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Post  chelseaz on Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:38 am

lmao el...reminds me of my birthday lol!
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Post  EarthsAngel on Sun Oct 03, 2010 8:08 am

chelseaz wrote:i must say browsing through the comedy section i really enjoyed the videos posted by chelseaboy.as he appears to have stopped posting them i thought i'd carry on by adding more.hope you enjoy lol!



Hi Chelz, Chelseaboy is a very funny man and I miss his posting. I love his jokes, he used to have me in stitches! lol! lol!

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Post  chelseaz on Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:40 am

Very Happy
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Post  EarthsAngel on Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:33 am

English Weather

In deference to The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness, it was announced today that the local climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as ......''English Weather..'

Rather than offend a sizable portion of the population, it will now be referred to as 'Muslim Weather.'

In other words - 'partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite

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Post  EarthsAngel on Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:58 am

Riaad Moosa is a Muslim Comedian from Cape Town, he is the only Muslim I have ever seen with a sense of humor. He is often on the radio here and I think he is really funny.


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Post  EarthsAngel on Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:09 pm

hahaha



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Post  EarthsAngel on Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:44 pm

You have to love British humor !

These are classified ads which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper:





FREE

YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8 years old.

Hateful little bastard.

Bites!



FREE PUPPIES.

1/2 Cocker Spaniel,

1/2 sneaky

neighbour's dog.



FREE PUPPIES.

Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.



COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.



JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

Must sell washer and dryer £100.



WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .

Worn once by mistake.

Call Stephanie.



**** And the WINNER is... ****





FOR SALE BY OWNER.

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.

No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

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Post  chelseaz on Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:47 am

lol angel...laughter makes such a difference!
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Post  EarthsAngel on Thu Nov 25, 2010 4:26 am

Laughter does make all the difference Chelz, I try to laugh every day at least once. lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!





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I will never hear or see this word again without thinking of this joke.

Today's word is.................. Fluctuations
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I was at my bank today; there was a short line.

There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.

It was obvious she was a little irritated ... . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday,

I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."

The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"

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Post  EarthsAngel on Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:28 am

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great You should go into town and kick up your heels.'

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her.

'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said.. Trembling, he did as she directed.

'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

'Now take off my stockings.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.'



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