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Nice One Shell!!

Post  El Guapo on Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:05 pm

Big thanks to Shell for being kind enough to post on EoE some of the stuff I wrote on PS. I think she thought I'd be livid or worried or whatever but actually I'm quite pleased. Some of that stuff was quite good...lol

Keep it coming and I'll harvest the stuff I wanna keep on here. Ta. xx lmao




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Post  El Guapo on Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:05 pm

Late last night catastrophe occured on the boards of Jezzasexiles. Nobody knows for certain what happened but the region has suddenly become a ghost town. Bales of tumbleweed line boards that were once buzzing with a "hive" of activity. We spoke to a forlorn and puzzled Steve, forum founder and internet nerd, who had the following to say:

"I jus' don't unnerstan' it Guvnor! Where 'ave all me posters gawn? Orl I did woz treat em like shit and take der feckers for grarnted loike. I really 'ope dey will come back. I got nobody to bitch about Islam wiv no more!"

We also spoke to forum Moderator God who commented:

"I have lost my flock. My followers have deserted me. What use is a Shephard who has no sheep?"

Finally, we spoke to Jack, forum bad guy and Neo wannabe:

"Those bastards! I'll get them! I'm working on a program now that will hack into their kettles and toasters and give the fuckers a nasty electric shock tomorrow morning when they cook their breakfast. That'll teach em!"

Latest reports are that Jezzasexiles, due to total lack of interest from the internet community, is now being lined up for a sale to a Japanese midget porn webmaster.

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Post  El Guapo on Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:06 pm

There was a prick called Shine,
A man of the most awful kind,
Sickening and vile,
An over grown child,
Now he's going to jail to serve time!


There was a moose called Fen,
Who thought she was God's gift to men,
Little did she know,
She was nothing more than a hoe,
And we never need see her fat arse again!


There was an arse called Stoo,
Who didn't know how to,
Use soap and water,
To work up a lather,
So he always had an aroma of poo!


There was a wanker called Steve,
Who thought he had tricks up his sleeve,
He thought he was God,
But was really a knob,
Not to mention incredibly naive.


There was a cock called Jack,
Who didn't know how to relax,
He thought he was King
Of this whole internet thing,
When really he was nothing more than a prat!


There was a lady called Gail,
Who used to always moan and wail,
With no mind of her own,
She'd agree as Jack droned,
Like a proper spineless female!

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Post  El Guapo on Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:22 pm

There was a bitch called Shell,
Who was borne in the depths of hell,
She thought it was fun,
To act like vile scum,
And to then pretend she's unwell...


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Post  El Guapo on Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:24 pm

There was an idiot called Katta,
Whose face resembled the back end of a tractor,
It's not being unkind,
If I wish I was blind,
Whenever I see her godawful avatar...

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Post  El Guapo on Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:28 pm

There was a mongoloid called Gabby,
Who refuses to acknowledge the reality,
The reason men leave her,
To find someone better,
Is when they discover she's really a Trannie...

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Post  El Guapo on Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:33 pm

There was a twit called Barry,
Who it could be said was nothing more than Shell's monkey,
He would bitch and whine,
Because he lacked a spine,
And where his balls shoulda been had a fanny...

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Post  EarthsAngel on Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:26 am

PMSL. I had forgotten about these, really funny looking back

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