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Post  jewelz on Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:24 am

An Irish woman was admitted to hospital today after having phone sex. Doctors managed to remove 2 nokias, 3 motorolas and a samsung.. Laughing

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Post  jewelz on Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:28 am

I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits. Laughing

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Post  jewelz on Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:30 am

Paddy and Mick go on a rollercoaster. Mick says to Paddy "If we turn upside down, do you think we'll fall out?"
Paddy says "No way, we've been mates for years!"

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Post  dolly on Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:57 am

hehehe

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Post  jewelz on Mon Aug 16, 2010 8:41 am

Asian Minorities in the UK have complained that there is not enough

television shows with minorities in mind,

so Crimewatch is being shown 5 times a week now.

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