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Post  chelseaz on Mon Oct 25, 2010 8:15 am

seeing as none of the boys seem to be giving our great national pastime a mention....you'll have to put up with a girlie view...lol...feel free to add your comment.
LIVERPOOL.
joke of the week was...trains have stopped running past anfield due to points failure...lol got to feel sorry for them.anyway they managed a win yesterday but are still in the bottom three.so my hopes are still up they'll be playing bristol city and millwall next season.

MAN UTD.
oohhhhh dear rooney this man has done nothing this week to change my venomous dislike of the man.after upsetting sir fergie,the fans, and 99% of the nation,he pockets his pay rise and buggers off to abbi dabbi.lets hope he makes one of his usual f*ck ups there and they lock him up and throw the key away.the rest of the team managed a 2..0 win and are still in the running.

MAN CITY V ARSENAL.
didn't know who to cheer as i wanted both of them to lose.arsenal pulled it off in what was an interesting 3..0.win.that puts them in second spot and man city on the spot....just got to laugh,which is more than tevez was doing when he left the pitch.

CHELSEA.
the boys are still sitting pretty at the top after a 2...0 win. WHO LET THE DROGS OUT...nice to see mr smiley back might go back to winning 6...0 now. do wake up anelka!!!!!!

RANGERS V CELTIC
JUST A LITTLE MENTION FOR THE BOYS IN THE NORTH BUT ONLY BECAUSE RANGERS WON so my mate bought me a drink.cheers boys.
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GOODBYE PAUL THE OCTOPUS

Post  chelseaz on Wed Oct 27, 2010 4:57 am

Today we heard the sad news that Paul,the psychic world cup octopus,died yesterday aged 2.He past away peacefully when his three hearts stopped beating.the 8 limbed beastie correctly predicted 8 results,which turned him into a star around the world.A spokesman for the Oberhaussen sea life centre in germany said"he lived a good life and we are going to erect a monument in his honour".Paul was born in Weymouth,Dorset and correctly predicted germanys 7 result and the world cup final result.His final prediction was that England would host the 2018 world cup....obviously a cephalopod with a sense of humour.Rest in peace in fishy heaven Paul you were a star.
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TROUBLE IN PARADISE

Post  chelseaz on Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:03 am

Nice to see mrs Rooney giving the obnoxious little rat Wayne a hard time in Scabbi Dabbi.Let him 'ave it Coleen. lol!
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Post  El Guapo on Wed Oct 27, 2010 6:59 am

Gotta say she looks fab in those pics! Wow!

Wonder what she ever saw in millionnaire Wayne Rooney? lol

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Post  chelseaz on Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:12 am

uuuhhhh????....250 grand a week maybe. i'd have nailed his balls to the wall by now....and i'm not talking about the ones he kicks around.......oh yes!
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Post  EarthsAngel on Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:33 am

LOL Chelz, I'm not a footie fan, what I know about football is dangerous. I agree with your comments on Rooney, he is just a chav in a mansion. I saw him at the world cup, the most useless player on the field, he looked like a fat white slug. He would have to pay a prostitue £1 2000 to sleep with him, repulsive pig. When Coleen forund out about his escapades with with an Escourt, she said she hoped it taxed and insured lol

Coleen seems to have a bit more about her, she seems to have grown into a pretty nice woman. I hope she nails his balls to the wall!!

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Post  chelseaz on Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:17 am

TALKING POINT OF THE WEEK...LOL



THERE WAS A STUNNED SILENCE IN THE PUB AND THEN EVERYONE WENT OFF AT ONCE WITH THEIR VERSION OF EVENTS....GREAT FUN.
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Post  chelseaz on Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:16 am

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
TOTTENHAM.......avit arry..tottenham 3...inter milan 1..a great performance from gareth bale,and the cocks are flying.now top of the group above champions inter.

MAN U.....comfortable win over the turks,bursaspor...3...0...keeping them top of group c above valencia and rangers...yawn.

ARSENAL.....LOST...2...1 to shakhtar....eduardo was man of the match for me...highlight when the ex arsenal player took his shirt off lol...still top of the group,arsenal should squeeze through.

CHELSEA.....looking like this year could be their year...again....good performance against a good spartak side ...cruising through to the knock out stages....anelka "woke up" and showed what he's made of...chelsea 4...moscow 1...av that you mugs !!!!
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Post  El Guapo on Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:32 am

Anelka is CLASS!

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Post  chelseaz on Thu Nov 04, 2010 3:30 pm

dont we just know it sweetie.....they iz all burnin....but say nothing last time we lost on scummy penalties in moscow.....we are composed and we will accept glory like the long serving warriors we are....because we deserve it......always the underdogs ....bloody italians....money dont buy it....well now take a look at our boys....our russian loves us and has stayed there....what you lot doing with your dodgy....well dodgy owners....true blue....true chelsea i'm feeling good....feel sorry for the rest of you......CELERY......LOL....see you at the final el
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Post  El Guapo on Thu Nov 04, 2010 4:30 pm

Booking the hotel now...lol

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Post  El Guapo on Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:10 am

Chelsea 0 - 2 Liverpool.

God I hate scousers!! Grrrrr!


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Post  DarkLord on Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:11 am

cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers

Best result of the weekend!!! Liverpool 2 - 0 Chelsea!! cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers
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Post  El Guapo on Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:26 am

Oooooooooh you're really pushing it now!! lol

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Post  chelseaz on Tue Nov 09, 2010 5:44 am

Well it started out well over sunday lunch with...
NEWCASTLE MEN 2...ARSENAL BOYS 0.strong armed off the pitch...lol

LIVERPOOL 2 ...CHELSEA 0.This game had me crying in my beer and taking crap from the scousers.Superb goals from Torres,and they deserved the win.Chelsea sadly lacking without Lampard and Essien and Droggie with MAN FLU!!!!...I'd have had the lot of them on the training ground 6 am sunday morning...highlight of the match....the Torres sandwich... Very Happy

MAN CITY 2...WEST BROM 0...Mario Ballotelli...great hat trick...two goals and off!...lol :lol!

MAN UTD now only 2 points behind Chelsea...the season is hotting up!

Had to feel sorry for Tottenham....Did'nt I????? scratch
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LAUGH OF THE WEEK

Post  chelseaz on Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:08 am

I'm afraid it's on Wayne Rooney again....Man u...in their wisdom decided it was a good idea to send poor traumatised Wayne on a jaunt to America,to regain his form and have "intensive conditioning"? scratch anyway they have sent him to the "Nike sports training complex"in Oregon.However Rascal Rooney is not staying in the main town he is staying 10 miles up the road in a place called BEAVERTOWN....sorry thats beaverton.this place has just overtaken Munich as the beer capital of the world and has a strip club on every corner.A local tour guide boasted that "you can satisfy any number of naked girl fantasies over dinner and a good piss up.
UTDs assistant boss Mike Phelan says...We thought it might be in the interests of Rooney and the club if Wayne had a change of scenery for a little while....Looks like he's going to get that then
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Post  El Guapo on Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:30 am

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

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Post  chelseaz on Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:14 am

ESSIEN...chelsea...one of my favourite players,scored the winning goal on 30 mins against fulham...and then spoilt it all with a needless,stupid two footed foul on dempsey in the last seconds of added time.STUPID!

FABREGAS...DISGRACEFUL CHALLENGE...had ward carried off,and wenger and mc carthy nearly comming to blows.seeing these players are worth so much money lol isnt it about time the punishment equaled the cost in injuries to teams.arsenal 2...wolves 0.

LIVERPOOL could only manage a draw against WIGAN...1-1
everton 1...bolton 1
MAN U V MAN C...A BORING 0-0....YAWN.
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Post  chelseaz on Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:39 am

Joey Barton..another disgrace.
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Post  El Guapo on Fri Nov 12, 2010 4:54 am

chelseaz wrote:Joey Barton..another disgrace.

Effing thug! Hope they throw the book at him!

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Post  El Guapo on Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:32 am

Ray Wilkins sacked?! Shocked Shocked

WTF?

On the plus side Paulo Maldini or Zola are being lined up as his replacement Smile

Never mind Ray lol

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Post  chelseaz on Fri Nov 12, 2010 8:10 am

sounded like foul play el...sacking him at half time when they were 4-0 up...not the way to treat a man like ray...bad show gentlemen.
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Post  DarkLord on Mon Nov 15, 2010 5:18 am

I take it we're not talking about the weekends results then......??
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Post  El Guapo on Mon Nov 15, 2010 7:20 am

DarkLord wrote:I take it we're not talking about the weekends results then......??

You git!! lol

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Post  DarkLord on Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:37 am

Don't worry. Was strangely quiet round my neck of the woods yesterday........

Aston Villa Vs Manchester United was an interesting match..... 2-2 with utd coming from 2-0 down...... Not too shabby....

Arsenal Did alright as well.... Tough game against Everton but they came through well away from home.....

Manchester City couldn't find the net against Birmingham though it's not surprising with the way they're playing at the moment.....
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