The Dangers of Drink

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The Dangers of Drink

Post  El Guapo on Mon Jun 14, 2010 2:47 pm

Good morning there sweetie!
Thanks for a helluva night!
I’m sorry if I scared you,
Or gave you a fright!
You deserved at least some warning
Before seeing me in the light!

You can’t turn back time,
The damage is done,
You can pretend all you like,
That it did not happen,
But you took a corpse home to bed,
With a bottle of lotion.

Speaking of which,
I should apologise for my boldness,
Do you remember last night?
When I was being so boisterous?
Well I think I lost a rotting finger
When I inserted it in your anus.

Next time you go clubbing,
Try to remember,
That after 10 shots,
You’re easier to conquer,
And you may just wind up,
Waking to me and a hangover…

Last edited by El_Guapo on Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:18 am; edited 1 time in total

If Carlsberg made men...

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Post  Dame Edna on Mon Jun 14, 2010 5:14 pm

Ooooo me head aint half hurtin'
nooo, dont open the curtain
the light kills me eyes
what happened last night?

I was dancing and singing
and having a laugh,
then I came over queer
and now I am here!

Hello mr errrr..
did we do the fandango?
I hope I enjoyed it
any tea in the pot?

whats up with your face
its all thin and gaunt,
cant see in this light
come closer lets see.

Jeez I know that i'm good
if I say so myself
did I do all that?
have I shagged you to death?.. affraid

wow, i'll have to start charging...

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Post  dolly on Tue Jun 15, 2010 9:40 am

lol! lol!

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Post  EarthsAngel on Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:28 am

Brilliant El and Nel!!

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