NEVER ENDING STORY....

.... and sped down the road to Guaps hut.....but something at the back of her mind kept saying "xtras xtras..", she knew she was the one for the job...reversing she hurried back to xtras modern apartment....and saw the lovely xtras walking into her apartment, Tammy parked the car and rushed to....

...the medicine cabinet to grab a mouthful of her pills. The Doctor told her to take them whenever reality began to become twisted and warped.

Munching on the pills in a frenzy Tammy slowly felt normality return and her crazy notion of asking Xtras for anything other than a cuppa tea dissipated.

El Guapo..she thought. Yes..he's certainly the man. So off she went...

...as the copper gave her a strange look...."eh hehe.." she flustered, "i'm rehearsal for a play i keep saying out loud my lines..."..she stuttered..
"wow really"..smiled the young copper, "i'm a member of the local Amateur Dramatics Club, so what's this play your rehearsing then....?".....he leant down into the cars window, all ears, as she said......

...past the hordes of beautiful semi naked young girls all desperate for a glimpse of the sexy corpse. She reached a large door with a big gold star painted on it and knocked.

The door slowly opened and...

.... none other then the late great ********, Tammy held her hand over her mouth as the smell coming from him was too much too bear,....she stood there sweating and shaking, as the figure stood toe to toe with her she looked up.......

.."I'm looking for El! Have you seen him?!"

At this point, a rather attractive woman walked over to Tammy.

"Hello my dear," she said in a soft, kind and comforting voice. "I'm Unkie Fred. I can see you are distressed. Is there anything I can do to help? Any women's problems you want to chat about? Any nasty niffs coming from anywhere? Unexpected leakages? You can tell me sweetheart..."

Tammy stared back in horror. Slowly she...

....thought "omg has my mum been in touch with that nutter unkie, about my problem, i'll kill her.."...she backed out of the door run down the stairs...took her mobile from her bag and rang her mum....grrrrrrrrrrrrr

El walked into the room full of semi naked girls and soon found he had an extra bone he never knew he had before. H edged his way to the other door when suddenly another hand touched his it was...

Natalie a blonde bombshell, she patted his hand and looked him over smiled and said 'would you like me to give you a hand, don't be nervous we're all friends here........

El smiled at her and replied "No dear, it's ok. I have two attached already and another 5 spare ones in the garage.I could...however, use a couple of Molars if you have any handy?"

Natalie led El by the hand, through the door to a small room, once in the room she locked the door behind her and.....

...revealed, to el..that natalie was really undercover policeman,..anthony hopwood,.."you do know that what you have here is.."

a ladyboy who has loved you from afar for a long time El now it is time to give in to my lust, Xtras is outside keeping watch so we won't be disturbed. Just then in the nick of time the door opened and......

Face, Is that the package over there, the one that is ticking said El, The lady boy ran for the door and disappeared without even a glance back. El wiped the sweat from his brow, Tammy grabbed the package when suddenly it......

....stopped ticking,..Tammy looked at El..El looked at Tammy,.. together they looked at the package,...Tammy placed the package in El's out strectched hands......he looked down....and heard Tammy's footsteps, as she left the room...leaving him too.

.....it started to vibrate in his hands...erm he thought, "is this the new transformer kit . has the same sort of vibrating motion like my one at home.."..he began to open the package..

Inside was a letter which said property of Xtras, El gently pulled back the paper and found......an alarm clock, thats why Xtras is always late El thought, El took the clock out of the box and saw a letter in there addressed to Xtras from........

.. the staff at SOL, praising her on her admin capabilities. "OMG! I've been fooled!", cried, El Guapo, "She always was an innocent in my eyes, and now I find out she deceived me!?".
As he cast his eyes over the letter, he couldn't believe what he was reading - for it asked if she had found out anything about El Guapo and his RL! "Why should SOL be interested in what I do outside of my work or forums that I write on", thought he...