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Post  EarthsAngel on Sun Sep 12, 2010 6:39 am



Think about this:



1. Cows

2. The Constitution

3. The Ten Commandments



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COWS


Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow 'epidemic'

our government could track a single cow, born in Bourne almost three years ago, right

to the stall where she slept in the county of Lincolnshire, and, they even tracked her

calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 2,500,000 illegal immigrants wandering around the country.
Maybe we should give each of them a cow.




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THE BRITISH CONSTITUTION


They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours?

It was written by a lot of really smart blokes, it has worked for centuries and we're certainly not using it anymore.




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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS


The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a court or in Parliament,

is due to workplace rules devised by some well-meaing committee or other.

Should, "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and 'Thou Shall Not Bear False Witness" be posted in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, it would create what they term a 'hostile work environment.'



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Think about this ...

If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone

then you may well be part of the problem.

It is time for Britons to speak up !









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Post  chelseaz on Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:12 pm

angel cows dont give a damn as long as they are milked and are allowed to lay down when its about to rain
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Post  EarthsAngel on Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:41 am

hahaha Chel, why mot give the poor cows an umbrealla each?

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Post  El Guapo on Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:58 am

THE BRITISH CONSTITUTION


They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours?

It was written by a lot of really smart blokes, it has worked for centuries and we're certainly not using it anymore.


I'm going to be really irritating now and say; well, actually, Britain doesn't have a written constitution. The closest we have to a constitution is the Magna Carta of 1215. Instead, Britain uses a system of precedents and common law.

Now feel free to tell me to piss off. It's ok. I'm used to it...lol

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Post  El Guapo on Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:00 am

chelseaz wrote:angel cows dont give a damn as long as they are milked and are allowed to lay down when its about to rain

what did cows do before humans were around to milk them? scratch

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Post  chelseaz on Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:04 am

there is a forum on facebook called...the man who discovered milk...what was he doing to that cow !!!!!
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Post  EarthsAngel on Mon Sep 13, 2010 12:10 pm

Before man meddled n cows milk, the calves were left with their mommy to drink all her milk. Now they take the calf away when it is only a few day old and the poor cow cries for her baby for days. The babies are often turned into veal. We are nice humans aren't we...........they call it Progress!

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Post  danmaspethny on Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:22 pm

EarthsAngel wrote:Before man meddled n cows milk, the calves were left with their mommy to drink all her milk. Now they take the calf away when it is only a few day old and the poor cow cries for her baby for days. The babies are often turned into veal. We are nice humans aren't we...........they call it Progress!




Nope they call it veal cutlet. Very Happy

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Post  EarthsAngel on Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:03 am

LOL Dan, poor little baby calf. Do you feel terrible when you eat one?

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Post  danmaspethny on Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:41 pm

EarthsAngel wrote:LOL Dan, poor little baby calf. Do you feel terrible when you eat one?


maybe a little bit of indigestion,but thats all.

look at it this way, if nobody ate veal, then the calf died for nothing,and thats a shame.

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Post  El Guapo on Wed Sep 15, 2010 4:05 am

Veal is usually taken from the male calf isn't it? Most farmers will slaughter male calves anyway so why not eat them? Especially with a nice, sweet, masala wine sauce lol

Yummy...

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Post  Guest on Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:20 am

Sorry EA Embarassed but my favourite meal at my favourite restaurant is 'Veal a la creme' I try not to think of the animal I'm eating Embarassed

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Post  chelseaz on Wed Sep 15, 2010 4:30 pm

okay bel next weekend down my local farm your choice .....you can shoot the stun gun .....or cut it's throat halah style....then you can cut it into little pieces and i'll cook you a lovely bit of veal my babber ...and watch it's mummy crying.... lol!
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Post  Guest on Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:18 am

Right Chels that has really put me off now Embarassed I'll have to find another favourite but it'll have to be meat-less Shocked

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Post  chelseaz on Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:49 am

lol bel just winding you up....angel gets all upset when it comes to animals....can't even say the daily puppy is is ugly and she'll there defending it. big softie.....i say shoot em and eat em nothing like a nice tasty dog burger! lol!
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Post  Guest on Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:07 am

lol! Chels, couldn't eat a meal without meat affraid but couldn't eat the Daily Puppy Shocked

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