I've Often Wondered...

I've Often Wondered


I've often wondered why,
There's so many different kinds of poo,
Runny ones, stodgy ones,
And nutty ones too,
Some have bits of sweetcorn,
Others bits of onion,
Where did these vegetables come from?
I don't remember eating them,
Why is some poo yellow?
Why is some poo green?
And I'm sure my poo last night was purple,
Or was that just a dream?
And what about those phantom poos,
The ones that never come?
The ones where you sit all day long,
Just waiting for it to come?
Then you have those kinds of poos,
That never seem to stop,
The ones that fill up the entire bowl,
All the way up to the top,
Then you have the mystery poos,
Where you think you've passed a lot,
Only when you look inside the bowl,
You only see a tiny plop,
It's time for me to go now,
My story is almost done,
THe only thing left to do,
Is to clean my dirty bum.

lmfao!!!!

LOL Nel those are really good.