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**Dame Edna** Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:21 pm

1. If you have to choose between buying something or spending the money on a memorable experience, go with the experience. The things you own can’t make you as happy as the things you do.

2. First impressions are all about value. We’re all hardcore value processors even before “Hello” comes out of our mouths. The subjective evaluation we make when meeting someone new includes–to put it bluntly–what’s in it for us.

3. The “money illusion”—the tendency to allow the nominal value of money (amount of currency) to interfere with the real value (value of goods the money can buy)—is all in your head. Think about what you can buy with your bucks, not just how many you have in your wallet. Most of all don’t process the effects of inflation.
4. Playing video games could be an unlikely cure for psychological trauma. Researchers at Oxford University hypothesized that playing Tetris after witnessing violence would sap some of the cognitive resources the brain would normally rely on to form memories. Memory research suggests that there’s about a 6-hour window immediately after witnessing trauma during which memory formation can be disrupted... Shocked

5. All of us spend time riding the moral self-regulation see saw. Feelings of negative self-worth can predispose us to acting morally in an effort to fill up the self-worth bank account. If the account is already full, we might be predisposed to choosing not to act morally, or just not act at all.

6. If you’re preparing for a specific challenge, make sure you prep for that challenge and not just ones like it. Title says it.

7. If someone is trying to sell you something, be extra careful to keep your psychological distance. People not emotionally engaged, were significantly better at identifying liars and thus were harder to fool with the old flim flam sales routine.

8. Turns out, saying you’re sorry really is important—and not just to you. Receiving an apology makes the recipient feel better by affecting his or her perception of the wrongdoer’s emotions. Knowing that the other person agrees that what he/she did was the wrong thing to do reaffirms our view of the world as just and predictable... Very Happy

9. We can become bored with just about anything, but there may be a way to reverse the habituation blues. Trying to remember the variety of things you’ve experienced will revive you appreciation for the things you encounter more commonly.

10. If you’re a man and find yourself in an argument with your significant other, choose your words very carefully. In the heat of stressful conflict, your brain is commanding the release of a stress-chemical cocktail comprised of proteins that can deal major harm to your health. This study suggests that how rational or emotional your communication is directly corresponds with the levels of those chemicals in your body and the damage they can do...

**Dame Edna** Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:45 pm

As a nation of animal lovers, especially dogs..I thought the following might be interesting. Perhaps give a better insight and understanding of our furry friends.. BITS AND BOBS..Funny, serious, mad, bad, inane, insane...anything goes here. - Page 11 193827

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by Bark Busters on September 23, 2008
1. A dog is a dog... Very Happy

(Please dont lose sight of that fact.. Wink

Some people assume their dogs communicate the same way that humans do and, therefore, they try to communicate with dogs the way they would with another person. This is the greatest misconception of many dog owners. Although domesticated for thousands of years, dogs in the wild have always lived in packs. Today, dogs live by the same rules and exhibit many of the same behavioral patterns as their wild ancestors. Therefore, as dog owners, you need to realize dogs have different needs; to effectively train your dog, you must first understand its instinctual pack behavior.

2. All dogs think in terms of the pack.
In the wild, dogs have always lived in packs. They instinctively know that living with others, under the leadership of a dominant member of the pack, enhances their chances for survival. Therefore, pack animals not only want to live with others, but they also are content having leaders who are strong, consistent and fair. As a dog owner, one of your responsibilities is to learn and model these characteristics so that you will be accepted as the pack leader. Thus, your dog will learn to respect and obey you.

3. Dogs don't understand English.
To believe your dog fully understands human-based communications is as unreasonable as thinking you know everything your dog is trying to say when it barks. A dog’s communication is limited primarily to barking, growling and other guttural sounds, and they also rely heavily on body language. By understanding how dogs communicate, you will avoid the mistake of telling your dog one thing while your body language and voice sound tells it something completely different.

4. Dogs are not spiteful.
Dog owners often say, “My dog chewed the furniture because I left him home alone.” There are a number of reasons why dogs misbehave, but spite is not one of them. Although many people want to believe that dogs think like humans, dogs do not. They have only two sections to their brain and, therefore, have limited ability to reason. Thus, they cannot disobey out of spite. Knowing the real reasons why dogs misbehave requires understanding how they think and learn. Dogs react in a way that makes sense in their environment. When a dog disobeys, it is usually for one of three reasons: 1) it does not understand what you want, 2) it does not consider you its leader, or 3) it is suffering from some kind of stress or fear. By understanding the true nature of dogs, you will be better prepared to diagnose problems or behaviors of your dog.

5. What makes some dogs aggressive?
One of our favorite sayings is, “You can take the dog out of the wild, but you cannot take the wild out of the dog.” This means simply that the dog’s natural instincts are never far below the surface. Sometimes this behavior manifests itself as aggression because a dog will do only what its natural instincts tell it to do unless trained otherwise. The most common cause of aggression is fear of the unknown, that is, whatever the dog cannot understand or does not recognize as normal. A dog’s response to fear is instinctual. When a dog becomes frightened, it will do one of two things: fight or take flight. One breed of dog is not necessarily more aggressive than any other. The diminutive Chihuahua can be just as aggressive as the larger German shepherd. The only real difference is the amount of fear we perceive based on a dog’s size and its ability to cause harm. As dog owners, one of our responsibilities is to condition our dog daily to reinforce dominance (leadership) over the dog. Leadership increases our ability to control and teach our dogs what is and is not acceptable.

6. Body language is the dog's primary mode of communication.
Dogs rely heavily on body language to communicate, and a person’s body language can easily be misinterpreted. If a dog jumps on you and you respond by pushing it down with both hands, the dog may think you want to play, in much the same way it would play with other dogs. When people greet a dog, they often do not consider whether or not the dog actually wants to meet the person.

7. You can teach an old dog new tricks.
Although we cannot teach dogs to reason, we can teach them to “think.” Dogs are continuous learners and have good memories. The three things that primarily influence a dog’s behavior are association, instinct and experience. Dogs recall information with associative stimuli, such as similar situations. People cannot explain to a dog—as they would to a child—not to eat food off the floor. The only way for a dog to learn that lesson is for the owner to correct it immediately using voice sounds and body language as soon as the dogs tries to eat the food. By conditioning your dog and effectively showing it what you consider good and bad behavior, you can help any dog change its behavior.

8. Bad behaviors may be natural, but they do not have to be normal.
Most people consider digging, chewing and jumping as unacceptable dog behavior. To dogs, however, these are natural actions. Dogs will do what their instinct tells them unless otherwise trained. To teach a dog what behaviors are and are not acceptable, a dog owner must leverage a dog’s association and experience to directly impact how it behaves. A dog owner needs to associate a dog’s bad behavior with a bad experience, such as a harsh voice tone, and good behavior with a good experience, such as high-pitched praise. In this way, a dog will learn what is acceptable behavior.

9. What is the right way to discipline a dog?
Since dogs cannot reason like humans, they are not deliberately naughty, despite what many people might think. Instead, their behavior is always determined by either instinct or experience. A dog will do only what comes naturally or what it has learned through association; therefore, it is not productive (or even logical) for humans to get angry with a dog. Moreover, physical force is both inappropriate and counterproductive. This includes using your hands for correcting. Since dogs do not have hands, they find that form of discipline to be provocative and threatening. For this reason, dog owners should use their hands as little as possible when training, and when you do, dogs must always associate your hands with gentleness and pleasure. Because dogs learn from association, they will comprehend your message only if it is delivered in a timely manner. A correction must be issued at the precise moment the dog is either contemplating or actually doing something wrong. Sometimes it may be difficult to catch your dog in the act, but you can create situations that will cause a dog to misbehave and then correct it on the spot.

10. Do dogs sense the world differently than humans?
Dogs experience the world nose first. Smell is the most dramatic sensory difference between humans and dogs. Dogs have about 25 times more olfactory (smell) receptors than humans do and can sense odors at concentrations nearly 100 million times lower than humans can. A dog’s sense of smell is also closely linked to taste. A dog is so scent sensitive, it is usually the smell not the taste that will cause a dog to reject food before it even enters its mouth. In contrast, humans have 5 times more tastes as dogs and tend to taste something before deciding if they like it. Also, a dog’s eye lacks certain components found in a human eye. As such, dogs see the world in shades of black, white and gray and have better night vision. Visual acuity also varies by breed. Due to the positioning of their eyes, short-nosed dogs can see things in the distance with more depth perception than longer-nosed breeds. Hearing is also acutely developed in dogs. The distance from which it can hear things is 4 times farther than a human. Dogs’ hearing is also selective: they can sleep beside a blaring TV but wake up as soon as they hear something not related to the TV sound. Dogs process only what they want to hear...A bit like husbands then..lolol

**Dame Edna** Sat Jun 05, 2010 3:20 pm

Britains got talent?? Oh yes it has!! What a fantastic final, with some very talented folk. I called the winner and runner up, of course! Very Happy

And if anyone is interested in the music Spellbound performed to..It Carmina Burana o foruna by Carl Orff..Rousing and stirring stuff..Enjoy.. BITS AND BOBS..Funny, serious, mad, bad, inane, insane...anything goes here. - Page 11 193827

**El Guapo** Sun Jun 06, 2010 5:31 am

It was a good final and the best act won IMO. They're like a English cirque du soleil aren't they? I can see them going very far.

The little boy on the drums is also gonna be HUGE when he grows up. Can't you jsut imagine him rocking away in a band like Guns n Roses or something?

Brilliant :-)

**Jimmy Saville** Sun Jun 06, 2010 6:22 am

Because of you lot I watched the BGT final.....The winners were pretty spectacular!!.....

Maybe Britain DOES have talent!!

**Jimmy Saville** Sun Jun 06, 2010 6:24 am

Though the Dog act!.....Couldn't work out which one was the Dog!!

**El Guapo** Sun Jun 06, 2010 6:34 am

Winston wrote:Though the Dog act!.....Couldn't work out which one was the Dog!!

lol

She made me laugh too when she didn't get off the stage at the end lol You lost Hon...now FUCK OFF! lol

**Dame Edna** Sun Jun 06, 2010 7:50 am

Whats all this then? Winston watching BGT? Bliddy hell winny, steady on.. Very Happy

Hey big brother's starting this week..we'll get you into that as well. cheers

What will the folk at the golf club say.. lol!

It was a grand show all round I thought. Very Happy

**Dame Edna** Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:01 am

A man goes to bed and reaches over to his wife,he starts sliding his hand slowly across her shoulders then down her side just glancing her breast,then carries on down her side and legs,he slides her legs apart and slowly runs his hand up and down the inner side of her thighs,he moves back towards the top and stops,his wife Gasp"why have you stopped? he replies ive found the remote,go back to sleep.
cheers

**Dame Edna** Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:58 pm

I feel very fortunate to live in the area I do..The sea is but a short walk away and i'm surrounded by greenery which gives the feel of being semi rural...My daily walks with max are great, and todays was especially nice. We went after the rain had stopped. The smell of the wet earth and the bird song was lovely. Happyness comes in all forms, this is one of the things that makes me happy.. Very Happy

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**Dame Edna** Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:24 pm

A little tune for the guests.. cheers

**EarthsAngel** Wed Jun 09, 2010 4:30 am

I love the Pics of Max on his outings nel.

Found this today and thought it might give you some ideas for your pub.

Just popping down to the shed, dear (with its hi-tech pub, touch-screen jukeboxes, pool table and home cinema)

By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 10:32 AM on 9th June 2010

The garden shed has been a place of retreat from the stresses of family life for men for decades.

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But gadget fan Jez Walter has spent £15,000 turning his into the ultimate sanctuary.

The 51-year-old has turned his shed into a hi-tech pub - complete with touch-screen jukeboxes and surround sound home cinema.

The software engineer spent six years converting his 18ft by 16ft shed into the space-age leisure pad.
Shed sweet shed: Jez Walter with his pool table in the garden retreat which includes a bar, sound-proofed walls, home cinema and games consoles

Shed sweet shed: Jez Walter with the pool table in his garden retreat. It includes a bar, sound-proofed walls, home cinema and games consoles

He has even sound-proofed the shed at his home in Belgrave, Leicester, so he doesn't disturb his neighbours with late night lock-ins.

Along with a well-stocked bar, his shed also boasts a pool table, dartboard, top-of-the-range eight-seat sofa and Nintendo Wii.

Father-of-two Mr Walter said: 'To be honest we do all tend to use it a lot.

'Sometimes we'll even sit in their together as a family rather than spend time in the house.
Pimped up shed: Jez Walter spent £15,000 turning his garden shed into a luxury retreat with a pool table, bar, home cinema and jukebox

Pimped up shed: Jez Walter spent £15,000 turning his garden shed into a luxury retreat with a pool table, bar, home cinema and jukebox

'We've got wireless headphones so if one person is watching television, someone else can listen to music.

'My kids probably won't want to leave home until they're about 40 because they love it so much.

'We have people round for parties quite a lot and because it's soundproofed it doesn't matter how loud we are.

'We also have a veranda so it's a great place to sit during the summer time.'

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Mr Walter originally built the shed as an office but then changed his mind to make a hi-tech family play room for his wife Lisa, 44, and their two children Simon, 20, and Jess, 18.

He has entered it into a competition to find the most innovative shed with a £1,000 top prize.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1285157/The-ultimate-garden-shed-How-father-shed-high-tech-leisure-pad.html#ixzz0qLalBfcU

**EarthsAngel** Wed Jun 09, 2010 4:38 am

This is our inside Pub at home. We have some great parties here in the winter.

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**EarthsAngel** Wed Jun 09, 2010 4:47 am

The Nature Reserve where I live.

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**El Guapo** Wed Jun 09, 2010 5:29 am

EarthsAngel wrote:The Nature Reserve where I live.

The area looks lovely. I can see why you like living there so much :-)

**Dame Edna** Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:14 am

Wow EA, you're so lucky to live where you do! Right in the middle, or on the edge, of a nature reserve must be sooooo cool! It really looks loverly.. Very Happy

And your pub is rather cool as well.. BITS AND BOBS..Funny, serious, mad, bad, inane, insane...anything goes here. - Page 11 605439

But the rather swanky garden one takes the prize, I think! Fantastic to say the least..Our pub is more chavtastic.. BITS AND BOBS..Funny, serious, mad, bad, inane, insane...anything goes here. - Page 11 193827

But we do have a pole for dancing round.. BITS AND BOBS..Funny, serious, mad, bad, inane, insane...anything goes here. - Page 11 882606

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**Dame Edna** Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:03 pm

Food..we all need it to survive. But what about the following? Would you, could you?.. Evil or Very Mad

Monkeys Brains
This is disgusting primarily because of the very high risk of contracting fatal transmissible spongiform encephalopathies such as Variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease and other similar brain diseases. In parts of China, the monkey’s brain is eaten raw. While it is most likely an urban legend1, some people claim that monkeys’ brains are, or were, eaten from the head of a live monkey. Here is a common description:

The monkey’s head was supported by its neck in a bracket, two pieces of wood with a semicircular hole on each side such that when you put them together, they form a complete circle around the animal’s neck, allowing the head to be exposed above the plank. The hair around the head is shaven with a shaving razor. A small chisel and a hammer is used to quickly chisel a circle around the crown, and the top part of the skull is removed. A teaspoon is used to scoop up the brain, which is immediately eaten. This has to be done before the monkey dies... Evil or Very Mad

Snake Blood and Bile
This is less a food than a medicine, but it is so disgusting that it warrants a place on the list. In Central Jakarta, a man who calls himself the Cobra man specializes in preparing blood and bile for medicinal uses. Typically, he cuts off the head and drains the blood into a glass of arrack. He adds the bile and serves the drink as a treatment for respiratory ailments, skin problems, aches or indigestion. It is also said to improve a man’s stamina and sex life. Drinking the blood straight from a snake can also be done as an act of bravery or manliness. In defense of the blood eaters, I should remind everyone that pigs blood is very commonly eaten in most European nations in the form of black pudding or blood sausage... pale

**El Guapo** Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:27 am

I've actually drunk snake blood in Canaries :-)

It wasn't pleasant...lol

But it DOES give you a funny sensation. You drink it in a shot glass like you would a shot of whiskey and it's a bit like an adrenaline rush going through your body. I'm not sure if that was due to the snake blood or jsut my nerves after plucking up the courage to drink it. Lasted for about 10 mins..

**Dame Edna** Fri Jun 11, 2010 7:42 am

El, i'm not sure what possesed you to drink snake blood but better you than me .. Evil or Very Mad

**Dame Edna** Fri Jun 11, 2010 7:49 am

A big thxx to nippy BITS AND BOBS..Funny, serious, mad, bad, inane, insane...anything goes here. - Page 11 432588

for the following..I love em.. cheers

I don’t think this applies to us – but it is funny!! lol!

A few good Senior Moments.. Very Happy

Garage Door

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.

As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'

He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'

She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires..

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An elderly gentleman....
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect.. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'
The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.

I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!'

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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'

'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly.'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'

'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'

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Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.

'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'

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Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember ..
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Sure..'
'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.
'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?'
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.. She stares at the plate for a moment.
'Where's my toast ?'...... lol!

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A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married?'
'Yep!'
'Do I know her?'
'Nope!'
'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Not really.'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
'I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'

'Because she can still drive!'

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Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'

Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'

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A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?'

'Twelve thirty..'

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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''

The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'

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One more. . .!
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'.... BITS AND BOBS..Funny, serious, mad, bad, inane, insane...anything goes here. - Page 11 55984

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**Jimmy Saville** Fri Jun 11, 2010 2:07 pm

Religion!

Religion easily has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man… living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.

And that's the good religion!! FFS..........LOL

**Jimmy Saville** Fri Jun 11, 2010 2:09 pm

I'm fucked...I do most of the ten things!! BITS AND BOBS..Funny, serious, mad, bad, inane, insane...anything goes here. - Page 11 16411

Guest Fri Jun 11, 2010 2:10 pm

Winston wrote:Religion!

Religion easily has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man… living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.

And that's the good religion!! FFS..........LOL

I know Win, i bet he's a Woman

**Jimmy Saville** Fri Jun 11, 2010 2:27 pm

You might be right Colin!! lol

**Dame Edna** Fri Jun 11, 2010 2:30 pm

Hahahhhaha, now wouldnt that be a bugger eh? cheers

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